{the page where i try to explain myself…}

Hey, I’m Krystal. I have five unschooled kids, ages 21 to 9, and I’m totally a hippie at heart. I’ve been a writer since I could hold a pencil.

I spent my K-12 years writing somber poetry and printing out my short stories on a dot-matrix printer.

In my 20s, I obsessively wrote and beta-edited Harry Potter fanfiction, and accidentally made real magic happen.

Two of my kids were born at home (yes, on purpose)! I’m a birthkeeper  and offer the most artsy + thoughtful online birth education resources around.


I like using my voice to share my perspective on the world.


One of my superpowers is being able to see situations (and people) from multiple perspectives. I used to worry I was just playing devil’s advocate, but really, it’s about fostering relationships and building bridges between unlikely fellows.

I see the innate connections between and amongst everything.

I’d love to help you create a strategy for your biz + marketing!



MY OILS JOURNEY – I started out with grocery store oils back in 2002. I’m a hardcore skeptic so it took me AGES to try The Big Two oil companies. One of them turned out to be a heartbreaker.

WELLNESS – We love juicing, plant-based nutrition, and herbs. I’m formally trained in the Bach flower essences for emotional support.

FANDOMS – With 5 kids, I’m still a kid at heart and love Avatar the Last Airbender, Harry Potter, and Naruto. My favorite movie of all time is Howl’s Moving Castle.

FOODIE – Gimme all the yummy/fresh/homegrown things!! My husband is a kitchen wizard and I’m happy to be his sous chef.

HIPPIE CREDENTIALS – I’m definitely addicted to the crystal shop, and I find major peace in our permaculture-style veggie garden.

BOOKS – Show me your bookshelf and we’ll be fast friends. I love self-help, natural wellness, and Women Who Run With the Wolves.


– this is me and my Love, feelin’ blissed-out at a Korean spa –

Thanks for being here! I’m excited to connect with you.


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